Discover sixty-nine sexy stocking stuffer ideas for adults. If you’re looking for a spicy stocking filler for your wife, this listicle is for you. Same thing if you’re searching for a naughty gift for your husband.
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Christmas is my favorite time of the year.
It just feels so festive. I guess it’s hard not to feel that way since there are Christmas decorations and songs literally everywhere you go. When Frank Sinatra’s Let It Snow (Dean Martin’s version is great too!) comes on, I just couldn’t help but feel like I’m having a cup of hot chocolate next to a fireplace with Christmas stockings hanging around it.
For those of you who are blessed enough to be able to celebrate with your SO (husband or wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, etc) this year, why not heat things up a little bit by stuffing your partner… ‘s Christmas stocking with something naughty? You should do this especially if you two aren’t having kids yet. Pulling out something sexy from the stockings without getting noticed by the kids require some extra effort (shameless plug: check out our stocking stuffer ideas for teen boys and teen girls). It’s not impossible though, so don’t be discouraged if your kids will be around! One way to handle the situation is to simply wrap the sexy stuffers with wrapping paper and put a warning label on it. Or you could just inform your partner of a hot package ahead of time.
Anyway, I have compiled a list of 69 (tee-hee) naughty stocking stuffer ideas for you to get some inspiration from. Some of these are suggestive, some are sexy, and some are downright erotic. This list is meant for adults only (NSFW!), you have been warned.
Naughty Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Adults
- Micro bikini
- Naughty love coupon!
- Wireless egg vibrator
- Lip Balm
- Lip Stick
- Body spray
- Massage oil
- Scented candle
- Too big to fail funny t-shirt
- Cameltoe tote bag
- Spa voucher
- Non-VPL panties
- Sex dice
- Fifty Shades of Grey book set
- Garter belt set
- Edible wearable
- Costume for roleplay (e.g. Cinderella and Prince Charming)
- Sleep mask
- Mini skirt
- Micro skirt
- See-thru blouse
- Truth or dare sticks
- Netflix n’ Chill t-shirt
- Yoga pants
- Short shorts
- Naughty keychain
- Nipple rings
- Nipple sucker
- Best c*ck apron
- Nipple clamp
- Nipple stickers
- Body paint
- Temporary tattoo
- Rabbit vibrator!
- Rabbit ears
- Pornhub premium gift card (Yes it sounds mystical, almost like a unicorn, but it’s real)
- Kegal exercise guide
- Adult coloring book
- Erotic comic
- Erotic magazine
- Masquerade ball masks
- Mouth gag
- Adult board game
- Strip club ticket
- Ticket to an adult movie
- A “hall pass”
- C*ck sleeve
- C*ck ring
- Suction toy!
- Bl*wjob bib
- Sexy notepad
- Position of the day playing card
Couldn’t find what you want from this blog post? Find out more from the following gift guides:-
- Metropolitan Girls – Sexy Gifts for Him
- Glamour – Naughty Holiday Gifts
- Vivid’s Gift Ideas – Naughty Christmas Gifts for Him
As always, leave a comment if you have a better, hotter idea. That or you just want to talk.
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