Spice things up between you and your partner this Christmas with a sexy and naughty gift.

You have already seen our blog post for naughty Christmas stocking stuffers, and now it’s time for the actual Christmas gift. These sexy gifts are bigger and better than the stocking stuffer ideas we shared previously, so be sure to check them all out.

Let’s jump right in.

Sexy Christmas Gifts for Him and for Her

Pleasure Coupons
Ten naughty coupons to spice things up between you and your partner. Every coupon entitles your partner to claim a certain sexual favor from you.

Apron
Durable apron perfect for cooking and grilling. It says best c*ck cook ever on the apron.

Boxers
Men love receiving undergarments as Christmas gifts from their partner. This pair of funny boxers is cute and sexy at the same time.

Keychain
Eight erotic keychains each depicting a man and a woman having a go at it in various positions. These keychains contain movable parts that allow them to move back and forth.

Coffee Mug

Coffee mugs can be sexy too! This mug provides you a way to subtly hint at what’s going to happen later. For the uninitiated, Netflix ‘n Chill means sex *wink *wink.

1000 Games
1000 unique adult-oriented card game, dice game, and board game in one.

Emergency Underpants
A funny gift that is practical — emergency underpants for emergency situations.

Pad
Persuade your partner to go to bed early with you with the help of this structured form. Simply choose from the pad the reason why and when then hand it to her. 60 pages in one pad.

T-Shirts

First sexy t-shirt we have here is made to artificially boost a guy’s ego. How? By praising his endurance and endowment, of course.

If you think praising a guy’s manhood lacks humor, you can fix it with this t-shirt instead. It says “don’t sweat the small stuff” with an arrow pointing south. You may want to avoid this gift for a man who is borderline insecure though. Great for someone who is confident and can take a joke.

If you’re looking for a naughty t-shirt for girls, this beaver tee will satisfy your need.

Soap
An actual soap that is in the shape of a donut. Wash your member effectively and in style with the help of this self-proclaimed famous soap from “Uncle Richard”.

Squeeze Ball
Release stress and practice your skill on how to properly handle boobies with this squeeze ball that is complete with its own nipple.

Tea
Aphroditea’s tea is an organic sencha green tea with rose petals.

Tea Infuser
For tea lovers, a reusable tea infuser that is in the shape of the male part.

Truth or Dare
Every stick represents either truth or date — and they’re all sexual.

Undies for Two
Funny underpants for an intimate couple to share.

Willy Warmer
Keep your willy warm with the help of this knitted goodie.

Corkscrew
A gift set that consists of three things: wine corkscrew, beer bottle opener, and wine stopper.

C*ck Nose
Be someone else with this clever disguise.

Brass Ball Keychain
Prevent your keys and other little items from going missing by attaching a brass ball keychain to it.

Coloring Book
Adult coloring book in its truest sense. This coloring book features patterns that have been heavily-dosed with the male reproduction organ.

Pasta
Have the mac & cheese you always wanted with these d*ck-shaped pasta.

Sex Check
Heat things up with these smart sex checks.

Merry Christmas!

I hope you enjoyed these naughty ideas. Let us know your favorite naughty gift in the comment section below.

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