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Spice things up between you and your partner this Christmas with a sexy and naughty gift.

You have already seen our blog post for naughty Christmas stocking stuffers, and now it’s time for the actual Christmas gift. These sexy gifts are bigger and better than the stocking stuffer ideas we shared previously, so be sure to check them all out.

Let’s jump right in.

Sexy Christmas Gift Ideas 2017

Sexy Christmas Gifts for Him and for Her

Pleasure Coupons
Ten naughty coupons to spice things up between you and your partner. Every coupon entitles your partner to claim a certain sexual favor from you.

Pleasure coupons

Apron
Durable apron perfect for cooking and grilling. It says best cock cook ever on the apron.

Best Cook Funny Apron for Men

Boxers
Men love receiving undergarments as Christmas gifts from their partner. This pair of funny boxers is cute and sexy at the same time.

The man the legend boxers

Keychain
Eight erotic keychains each depicting a man and a woman having a go at it in various positions. These keychains contain movable parts that allow them to move back and forth.

Adult keychain

Coffee Mug

Coffee mugs can be sexy too! This mug provides you a way to subtly hint at what’s going to happen later. For the uninitiated, Netflix ‘n Chill means sex *wink *wink.

Lets Netflix and Chill Naughty Sexy Coffee Mug

1000 Games
1000 unique adult-oriented card game, dice game, and board game in one.

1000 sexy games

Emergency Underpants
A funny gift that is practical — emergency underpants for emergency situations.

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Emergency Underpants

Pad
Persuade your partner to go to bed early with you with the help of this structured form. Simply choose from the pad the reason why and when then hand it to her. 60 pages in one pad.

Why I Must Have Sex With You Now Pad

T-Shirts

First sexy t-shirt we have here is made to artificially boost a guy’s ego. How? By praising his endurance and endowment, of course.

Too Big to Fail Funny Novelty T-Shirt

If you think praising a guy’s manhood lacks humor, you can fix it with this t-shirt instead. It says “don’t sweat the small stuff” with an arrow pointing south. You may want to avoid this gift for a man who is borderline insecure though. Great for someone who is confident and can take a joke.

Dont Sweat The Small Stuff Naughty Sexy T-shirt

If you’re looking for a naughty t-shirt for girls, this beaver tee will satisfy your need.

The Beaver Is Ready for Some Loving Funny Naughty T-Shirt

Soap
An actual soap that is in the shape of a donut. Wash your member effectively and in style with the help of this self-proclaimed famous soap from “Uncle Richard”.

Dick Soap

Squeeze Ball
Release stress and practice your skill on how to properly handle boobies with this squeeze ball that is complete with its own nipple.

Boob squeeze ball

Tea
Aphroditea’s tea is an organic sencha green tea with rose petals.

Aphroditea Tea Leaves

Tea Infuser
For tea lovers, a reusable tea infuser that is in the shape of the male scrotum.

Teabagger tee infuser

Truth or Dare
Every stick represents either truth or date — and they’re all sexual.

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Sexy Truth or Dare

Undies for Two
Funny underpants for an intimate couple to share.

Couple underpants

Willy Warmer
Keep your willy warm with the help of this knitted goodie.

Willy Warmer

Corkscrew
A gift set that consists of three things: wine corkscrew, beer bottle opener, and wine stopper.

Corkscrew

Pecker Nose
Be someone else with this clever disguise.

Pecker nose

Brass Ball Keychain
Prevent your keys and other little items from going missing by attaching a brass ball keychain to it.

Brass ball keychain

Coloring Book
Adult coloring book in its truest sense. This coloring book features patterns that have been heavily-dosed with the male reproduction organ.

Adult coloring book

Pasta
Have the mac & cheese you always wanted with these pecker-shaped pasta.

Macaweenie n Cheese Pasta

Sex Check
Heat things up with these smart sex checks.

Sex Checks

Merry Christmas!

I hope you enjoyed these naughty ideas. Let us know your favorite naughty gift in the comment section below.

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