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Humor comes in a variety of delivery and strengths, as do each of the Zodiacs. While some create or find humor in sarcasm, others prefer a more outright delivery of funny. While it’s difficult, if not impossible to accurately rank something as subjective as comedy, we’re going to give it our best shot! Here are the funniest signs of the Zodiac, ranked.

Zodiac Funny Ranking (Least To Most)

  1. Capricorn
  2. Aquarius
  3. Taurus
  4. Pisces
  5. Aries
  6. Leo
  7. Cancer
  8. Scorpio
  9. Gemini
  10. Libra
  11. Sagittarius
  12. Virgo

Least Funny to Funniest Zodiac Signs

Are you surprised by this ranking? Don’t worry; we’ll dig into the specifics of why we ranked these Zodiacs this way in further detail below.

12. Capricorn

Capricorns are straight-faced, tough audiences to break. They rarely laugh at others’ comedic efforts, not because they’re rude, but because they usually they prefer the exceptionally dry brand of humor that most other people miss.

When a Capricorn tells a joke, most of the signs assume it’s a statement, rather than humor. Capricorn’s delivery is flat and dry. If someone does catch and appreciate the joke, it’s going to be another fellow Capricorn. Truly, Capricorns have a sense of humor. It’s just lost on the majority.

11. Aquarius

Aquarius has no sense of cadence, storytelling, or quick wit to make others laugh on their own, and they know this. Still, they are happy to be part of the audience and give a well-received laugh when their friends crack a joke.

The few times when Aquarius will try to elicit a smile from others will almost always be in the company of tight-knit friends, and can often take those friends off guard. Was that a joke? Did Aquarius just say something funny on purpose? That was good, but I sure wasn’t expecting it!

10. Cancer

Cancer wants to be funny and is to a certain crowd, but most people don’t receive their jokes well.

Cancer’s idea of humor revolves around dark, self-deprecating comedy, but they don’t know how to deliver their words in a way that isn’t upsetting or offensive. Many times, their one-liners that are intended to make people laugh, actually feel more like a gut-punching one-sentence traumatic story that leaves listeners feeling sad or upset for the Cancer.

9. Pisces

Pisces would be so much funnier if they could figure out how to pare down on the details of the story.

While their punchline is always good, it may take ten grueling minutes of “oh wait, I forgot to tell you that…” and “well, was it a Thursday or a Friday? Err, maybe it was a Monday, actually, oh I just can’t remember. Hmmm…” to get there.

The story may take forever, but the joke at the end will have you quietly chuckling to yourself for the next week or two.

8. Aries

Aries has an impressive range of facial expressions, impersonations, and accents in their arsenals.

They almost always skip over jokes, stories, and one-liners, but their goofy voices and walks will have you rolling on the floor, laughing and gasping for air. Not only are their impersonations spot on, but their observances are always insightful and deeper than surface level. Their comedy usually works on a multitude of levels, many of which, most people unfortunately miss.

7. Leo

Leos are not naturally funny, but they have practiced and practiced their delivery to perfection. They love to perform for others, and they feel most at home in the spotlight.

Their only downfall is that they are willing to take the spotlight, no matter what the cost. They’re happy to force their way into the center of attention and will talk over others to get their attention. This can become too show-boaty, and part of their audience will feel second-hand embarrassment because of their crass, pushiness. Still, Leo has a knack for storytelling and vivid imagery with their words. If you can overlook the pushiness, they are quite funny.

6. Taurus

Taurus is objectively the funniest sign of all Zodiacs. Unfortunately, they hide their top-tier humor most of the time, and only share their innermost witty thoughts with one or two people, and only on very rare occasions.

Taurus is the most likely sign to quietly mumble the funniest line you’ve ever heard– at the most inopportune time, like prayer at a strict church, or a quiet moment during a funeral. If you had the privilege of overhearing one of these gems, you’re doomed to a fit of uncontrollable giggles, and perhaps a stern stare or two from those surrounding you.

5. Scorpio

Scorpio walks the ultra-fine line between passive-aggressive and non-judgmental. Dark humor is their forte, and they have mastered their craft of making the most unfortunate situations funny. Occasionally, they can be too truthful with their comments, which can lead to hurtful or offensive outcomes, so they tend to only share their sense of spicy humor with their own friend groups.

4. Gemini

Geminis are some of the best comedians because they can dish and take the zesty jabs that humor can elicit. They don’t take themselves too seriously and know how to perfectly engage in repartee. When it comes to comedic rap battles, Gemini is always the winner.

Gemini also has the gift of instant, witty one-liners like Taurus. Unlike Taurus, though, they are happy to share their jokes with the room and make everyone laugh, not just the person sitting next to them.

3. Libra

Libra thrives in group situations and will stop at nothing to feed that happy group vibe, even if they have to make themselves look a fool in the process. Libra leaves their ego at the door.

If Libras find themselves in a crowd with someone funnier, they are happy to step back and let the better comedian lead and tell the jokes. For Libra, it isn’t about attention, it’s about having a good time with friends.

2. Sagittarius

Sagittarius is a master of crafted storytelling. These natives have the gift of taking a mundane fifteen minutes of a Monday morning and turning it into a binge-worthy forty-five-minute story that captivates and leaves their audience laughing so hard their stomachs hurt. No one else has perfected the skill of stand-up comedy and on-the-spot anecdotes quite like a Sagittarius.

1. Virgo

Virgos are great at any form of humor, but they excel in sarcasm and self-deprecating humor. They love to turn their misfortune into your next bout of laughter, and rarely filter their darkest thoughts. Virgos have the most well-received sense of humor because their jokes are pretty literal, and rarely use others as the butt of the joke. Virgos feel like a safe space and are easy to read and understand. Because of this, Virgo is usually the funniest person in the room, no matter where they go.

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